You want to safe guard it, gather your offspring through all the rubs and sauces in the trash, then with them in tow go build a fire season a hunk of critter with S&P and put it over a low fire to slowly cook.
"Buy a Kid a BBQ saminch he'll eat for a day teach a Kid to BBQ he'll feast for a life time." The point is "you can't get where you going if you don't know where ya been" technology makes folks stupid.
I never met a Cow that I didn't like with a little Salt & Pepper! Certified PORK-A-HOLIC