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Old 03-06-2013, 09:24 PM   #11
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Default The Altar of Heroes

We cannot have a Temple of the Hallowed without the Altar of Heroes. With that I submit my place of reverance for the coveted and most revered Certificate Thingy of Throwdowns. But.....before you can enter please bow and kneel to partake in the Chant of the Throwdown........Recite with me...Please..

To The Throwdown

On an altar of marble
Covered with hide from the hog
Displayed are the spoils
Won with food fired on logs

The weapons of choice
In clear view on the Shrine
Show the essence of spirit
With which all Brethren shine

All people are welcome
Come bring on your wares
The contest is open
You can even cook spares

From the blaring of trumpets
Some said made from meat
They sounded the blast
That spelled the defeat

Watchful eyes are upon us
In Biggie and Moose
The Poobah deployed them
Someone help us… they’re loose

So with each week upon us
The contest is run
And we ask that you join
Each and Everyone

To The Throwdown
To The Throwdown

Now, with head bowed in Respect

Honor the Throwdown.

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