The Last Laugh
I dropped my iPad while taking pictures of my spare rib Q.
After eating and talking about the results, my wife notices the broken iPad when taking it out of the case. She then goes into the American Express "Priceless" routine. Nothing like $600 ribs!
It may be a while before I live this one down.
(The iPad glass is only broken on three corners so I can still use it, maybe she will be the one to drop it when it is finished off.)