What Bubba said.
Go to Kreuz and get the fatty beef with a side of hot potato salad
Then over to black for some links, make sure you get the Shiner Bock sausage.
Then over to Smitty's for the beef ribs, and Hit the Chisolm Trail on your way south for some spares.
Stop in Luling for some pecan wood and peanuts.
By time you get to the Bucc-ees station at I-10, you will be ready to drop deuce.
"Bring it on, you bananna thong wearing killer of brisket!"-Chambers
If you really care about this place, you'll show some respect for it.
Your beard is so stupid, it took two hours to watch 60 Minutes.