I'm sorry to hear that your first smoke was not as successful as you had hoped. How did you feel about the results?
I'm with Bluesman. Give it another try or two. I highly recommend a KISS smoke with something simple. I have yet to find anyone who doesn't like what I prepare. It's not that hard - I'm sure you can do the same.
I would try a pork butt low 'n slow. Just keep that going long enough and you should be good to go. You don't need to do anything fancy to succeed. Pulled pork has the advantage that there is not so much surface area for the amount of meat so the smoke flavor remains subtle. Serve with some middle of the road commercial sauce and see how the family likes it.
Edit: Wait... is this your listing? http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/for/3576123268.html
$420? So... this way you can tell SWMBO "Honey it's been on CL for weeks and no one calls."
Well played sir.