I am the wacko who wanted old-school French pattern carbon steel. I ordered directly from the K-Sabatier factory in France:
They have stainless models as well if you prefer low maintenance. The prices are good, but the shipping stings a bit. The bonus is that they will engrave your name on the blade for free.
The Swine Spectator
Klose 20 x 48, Stainless Performer, Smokey Joe Platinum, stainless hibachi, coal rotisserie, cinderblock hog cooker