Get my choice of a comp class or a stoker/guru...not sure where I'll go yet.
And my favorite is probably the cast iron skillet my parents got 46 years ago when they were married. My mom saw something that BBQers love cast iron, so she passed that one on to me. It's in pretty good shape still, but needs to be re-seasoned.
When I die, my goal is to have a visible smoke ring when the coroner cuts me open for the autopsy.