This will blow their sox off and is about as easy as it gets to make. Trust me!!!
2 bricks of Cream Cheese
1 packet of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing mix
1 can of corn with juice
1 small can of chopped olives
Pickled Jalapeno slices finely chopped. Start with 4 and add more if needed. (I usually use many more & add a bit of the pickle juice. But I like it warmer than most.)
Soften the cream cheese and mix everything together. Serve with Tortilla Chips.
If Homebrew & BBQ aren't the answer, then you're askin' the wrong questions... Cheers!!!