It's like saying let's change Flying_Spaghetti_Monster into............Sinking_Tortellini_BoogieMan! It just ain't got the same ring to it, Brother!
P.S. We be farking with ya! Don't get me started on the word FARK! Or, we just be blowing smoke up your arse! Whole nother story there. When we say that Shane's Briskets Suck! We mean just that.