I certainly don't like being preached to about what I eat, and I can't help but laugh at how a bacon wrapped fatty must terrify a vegetarian.
You should send your avatar to his house and scare him some more.
And, obviously, in all things, moderation - including moderation.
50" Klose BYC, 22.5 WSM, Backwoods Chubby, UDS, 26" & 22.5" Weber Kettles, Jumbo Joe, WGA, WSJ/MUDS, Jumbo Old Smokey, a piece of expanded metal I throw over the fire pit sometimes, Stealthy Black & Vol Orange
Displaced East Tennesseean
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Former outlaw MOINK baller, now IMBAS Certified, but still lookin' over my shoulder.
"Relax, it's only BBQ.
" - Bigmista, 2013
Avatar by my son!