Well, I really wanted to enter this one and I did some fine PP today low and slow. I could not in good con sense enter though because of the half drunk and chicken part. Broke one rule high and one rule low.
It's tuff being me.
Weber WSM, Weber GA, Weber Spirit S-320
Charbroil Oilless Turkey Fryer
Wife LuzziAnn 1956 model.
Maverick ET-732, Superfast LSU Purple Thermapen, Party Q