Unhook the hose and apply to your anus for full effect.
Then call the coroner as he will surely be dead.
Senior member of the Brethren
Weber Platinum Kettle, Weber OTS, Meco square grill, ECB, UDS, WSM, a cool fold up camping grill, Blackstone flat top camping stove, The MOAB, and now the proud owner of a YS640, MOINK.
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Smoke on Brother KC
Father of the Fatty (the name) 4/20/04 on the BBQ Brethren with inspiration from Brother parrothead.