Is that by chance why you are no longer employed at said emporium?
I once owned and operated an alarm company in South Texas, and of course did not have my house alarmed. Some kids broke into my garage and took some tools and fishing tackle.
My wife ask if I was going to call the police. I said Nope, it would make the headlines in the local newspaper if I did.
UDS, cheap o grill, rusted chimney, yeller wannabe thermo pen, Maverick ET 732, 1950 model wife.