In the event of perfectly smoked meat, please post pics.
If the house is a towering inferno, I would like to see that as well.
"Bring it on, you bananna thong wearing killer of brisket!"
If you really care about this place, you'll show some respect for it.
Finally got my dream cooker, Runaround Sue
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