One can only hope that you're not STILL a member of the Zero Club!
You get my vote.
I think Buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken
New Braunfels Hondo Offset
New Braunfels Bandera (Refurbished & Improved)
34 year old Char-Broil 450
1996 Blue Weber SS Performer
Weber SJS & modified stock pot Mini-WSM
Weber rotisserie with Rib-O-Lator & Smokenator system
STOK Island gasser