One can only hope that you're not STILL a member of the Zero Club!
You get my vote.
New Braunfels Hondo Offset
New Braunfels Bandera (Refurbished & Improved)
33 year old Char-Broil 450
1996 Blue Weber SS Performer
2003 Black Weber SS Performer
Weber 22.5 OTG with rotisserie & Smokenator
Weber SJS & modified stock pot Mini-WSM
STOK Island gasser
Holder of Official & Un-Official Moink Certificates