Jay you could put on a cow suit and then people would find your commercial "udderly" fascinating.
Silver Smoker and a Bandera
[COLOR=#ff0000]WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,smarter, faster and better looking than most people.[/COLOR]
one cigarette costs 2 minutes of your life.
one bootle of beer costs 4 minutes of your life.
one working day costs 8 hours of your life.