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Old 05-12-2005, 10:56 AM   #49
Is lookin for wood to cook with.
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Join Date: 10-29-04
Location: Texarkana, TX

BTW, what the fark happened to Handsome Jack?
So I'm outside earlier checkin' on my pepper plants, when I get this strange buzzing in my head that someone is talking about Handsome Jack! I should have known it was Bill! It' not your fault you're addicted Bro' - I put a little "crack" in every batch of sauce. Keeps 'em coming back for more...
Saw a post in another section wanting to know about sauce production. Will try to reply to that, and give the latest news on Handsome Jack as soon as I can.

As for the best way to start some fatties - I must insist on using only the Orange Zig-Zags...

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em
The "Banker" Man wanted an arm and a leg to help get my business started...
I sent him my uncle's arm (he only had 4 fingers),
my mother-in-law's leg ('cause she was kickin' my ass),
and I threw in my sister-in-law's big 'ole butt (rubbed it myself).
He hasn't called back...think the sauce was too spicy?
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