I would start out by rubbing its belly and whispering sweet rubs into its ear.
Weber Smokey Mountain 18 & 22.5 in
Gator Pit Trailer mount
MAK 2 Star General Pellet Pooper
Medium Green Egg
Mini Green Egg
New Black stoker with built in wi-fi
KCBS CBJ #20258
Drunk Uncles BBQ Team, Ruining Family Gatherings for Over 20 Years.
DAMN IT ANDY!!