I would get a tub of mac salad or potato salad as suggested, figure a tub or two from Costco. I add some fresh chopped onions and celery to the salad to freshen it up. Add a little black pepper as well.
I'm feeling bearish, and I'm packing a Wusthof Grand Brisket slicer from MABA
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