Originally Posted by barbefunkoramaque
I didn't have the heart to tell her I farted a huge fart. You know that ones so massive it takes no pushing at all and your sphincter sort of gets hurt from the massive ossilations... then you feel cold air as the outside air comes rushing in just before ur but closes up. So basically...my recipe is guaranteed be an advertisement for the dish itself.
Truly, Truly amazing. I could never tell SWMBO, but carry the personal satisfaction inside forever!!! Unless she made me really angry for whatever reason.