And you must not forget the pizza fatty!
I did two last week. Can't remember who did it here first but I took the idea and ran with it.
Stuffed with cheese, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, and saute mushrooms. Rolled in bacon weave. Then I wrapped crescent rolls around it, popped it in the oven and served it with warm marina sauce and topped with fresh mozz. cheese.
You only fail if you do not try.