I like #3 it referances pork and chicken but Roger Waters may not like it? In case you didnt know which i'm sure you do it's the name of a song on Pink Floyd's Animals Album.
2-UDS, 2-Brinkman smoke and grills, 1-Char Broil offset, 1 Gourmet Brinkman, 1 Turkey fryer and Freckles the cattle dog, also a proud member of the Smoke it if ya got it Competition BBQ team
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