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Unread 09-28-2010, 06:49 AM   #5
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Now look here farkers... I'm gonna try and influence the votes here... yes... I am. You can't blame a bloke for having a "go" or making a pitch. I been watching some Pitmasters and I've seen how they all try and influence the judges "Like' I hope you'll see my BBQ is the best ever BBQ.... NOT"....

Kinda like you are eating at a cheap joint in Long Island... The lunch comes to 21 bucks... you've got a 50, and the waitress asks you if you want farking change Are you farking kidding I want farkin change??

You fat bint... I just had Matzaaaaa Ball soup and a freakin Hot Dog, and you wanna know if I want some farkin' change???

Well... It's not the way we do things in my part of the BBQ universe, but I'll have a go, Aussie Style.

Testing. Testing... {Taps Microphone}

OK Farkers... (Oh Fark, Can I say that???) Err Sorry.. Ladies and Gentleman....

This Farkin' Sammich is My Grand Final Day Sammich... Now before you farkin VOTE.. just take a bit of time to consider what the fark went into this farkin Sammich...

Bought a whole farkin front quarter of a PIG and made my own Buck Board bacon... a 2 week process.. for the farkin bacon on this sammich.... OH MY GOD, It was goooooooooood!

I bought 2 whole Chuckies and made the Boerewars sausage that went into this farkin' sammich....

Here's my second born son helping out!

And here's the result!

The EGGS came from My Mum and Dads hobby farm.

Here's the farkin chook that laid 'em!

The Onion and Tomato Sauce interpretation is a quintessentially AUSSIE thing.

I didn't use a SCRAP of farkin' GARNISH... which is just crinkly vegetation, primarily to stop Competition turn in's from sticking to the side of the styrophoam box....

Now... not to denigrate the other entries, but ONLY THIS BREKKY TUCKER, will get you through the whole farkin day!... Especially GRAND FINAL DAY, where you drink till you drop and sleep where you fall!

And we get to do it all again NEXT WEEK!

VOTE 1 BILLY! ... Cause I'm farked if I can raise an entry next week!

And if you don't vote for me, I fully understand...

I'm just having fun!


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