Ok I can't! How about focusing on judging and not so much what you're going to get to take home before you even arrive???
If it makes any difference and you are better able to sample what's presented to you, skip carrying away the half-eaten meat and come by my site at 933 after judging and I'll GIVE you some samples to take home.
KCBS Member and CBJ #14287
Contest Organizer - Smokin' on Big Creek
Co-Founder and Executive Director
Operation BBQ Relief, Inc. Visit us at Operation BBQ Relief dot org