Free shots for the Brethren! You guys are unbelievable!
The answers to my questions(and then some- thanks) were all posted in the amount of time it took me to drink a beer, run to the pawn shop to look for cutting torches and supplies, drink another beer, and then maybe another. Looked for scrap iron, rolled one (shared it) then opened this one on the way back here to my desk.
The whole time thinking, "I wonder if anyone has seen my post?"
Damn nice to meet all of you. Looks like I've found a new waterin' hole!
The "Banker" Man wanted an arm and a leg to help get my business started...
I sent him my uncle's arm (he only had 4 fingers),
my mother-in-law's leg ('cause she was kickin' my ass),
and I threw in my sister-in-law's big 'ole butt (rubbed it myself).
He hasn't called back...think the sauce was too spicy?