Originally Posted by Harbormaster
Brilliant. Hilarious. Instant classic! I laughed! I cried!
Wait, this isn't a movie review.
First thing I thought was to use Slim Jims or similar beef sticks as the bones. They'd be more like real rib bones.
So here we are in my paisley crib, what you want to eat?
"Ribs"...ah, Latoya, I don't serve ribs.
Better be happy that dress is still on,
I heard the rip when you sat down.