BTW, in my book, this is not an epic fail, let's not be drama queens about this. Epic fail is more like...'I went inside to get a camera and when I came out I heard a fwoosh and the deck was on fire, I lost all of my pepper plants, the Weber melted but, good thing is, the vet said the dogs tail would be fine after the first 2 surgeries'
You just had an oddly shaped stromboli today. Shall we say well vented. And a stromboli that size only needs one egg worth of wash, and it should be a very thin wash at that.
I'm feeling bearish, and I'm packing a Wusthof Grand Brisket slicer from MABA
"perhaps...but then again...maybe not..."