Hunting camps nationwide will rejoice and sing your name. Weatherby Rifles, Jack Daniels Whiskey and BigButzBBQ, now that's American made.
As an aside, my wife is a cardiac nurse and thanks you in advance for assuring her continued employment.
"Houston is a wretched little town composed of about twenty shops, and a hundred huts, dispersed here and there, among trunks of felled trees. It is infested with methodists and ants." -Emmanuel Domenech, Catholic Missionary, 1848