How about stuffing your pork with a pepperoni log? They make some great ones in the Chicago area.
Weber Platinum Kettle, Weber OTS, Meco square grill, ECB, UDS, WSM, a cool fold up camping grill, Blackstone flat top camping stove, The MOAB, and now the proud owner of a YS640, MOINK.
Pitman for All Things BBQ cooking classes.
Smoke on Brother KC
Father of the Fatty (the name) 4/20/04 on the BBQ Brethren with inspiration from Brother parrothead.