singlehandedly the funniest thing I have read anywhere in half a year. God I love new members! Such a breath of freshness... not unlike when Sasha Blonde came on the scene.
Originally Posted by The BBQ QB
Barbefunkoramaque and btcg went on a BBQing competition in the Funkatorium. After a good event, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Barbefunkoramaque awoke and nudged his safety conscious friend.
Barbefunkoramaque said: "btcg, look up and tell me what you see".
Btcg said: "I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars".
Barbefunkoramaque : "And what does that tell you?"
btcg pondered for a moment: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"Why? - What does it tell you, Barbefunkoramaque?"
Barbefunkoramaque was silent for a moment then spoke: "Someone has stolen our Funkatorium."
Apologies to the original author.