My wife got me these:
They're actually pretty decent for cheap knives. She also understands my morbid sense of humor too, obviously.
For English: Press "One"
For Spanish: Press "Two"
For Quintessential Idiocy: Press "Bigabyte"
Go ahead. Touch his poll with your tongue. I dare you.
Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin
Avatar by Northwest BBQ
"If more people would just open their minds, more people would learn things." Wampus