If the microwave was on the bottom shelf, and the carousel moved slowly it could qualify (somehow, somewhere) as low and slow...
Bo Compton in Mesa, AZ, KCBS CBJ
Weber Ranch Kettle, BDS Mega, OTS x 2, Weber Platinum
18.5 WSM w/Stacker from ProQ, 22.5 WSM, Reverse Flow Lang Clone 80 butt capacity mounted on 25 foot trailer with attached awnings
LFSA RED Thermapen,
And 1 2010 Victor brand Hot Dog Cart