Originally Posted by SmokedJohnson
I knew she was a keeper when she told me I could cater the reception and go on a wild boar hunt for the honeymoon. I'll probably be the first person to ever bring a UDS to a wedding and on their honeymoon.
ANY woman in camo holding a propane torch is a keeper! And to go on a boar hunt for your honeymoon!
Dang boy, you got a good one.
EDIT: I just noticed your username. Don't get your Johnson anywhere near your smoker, atleast until after the marriage-you won't need it then anyhow (you know what they say wedding cake does to a woman)