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16Adams 12-09-2013 08:41 PM

Marriage on the Rocks???
 
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Wife just declared every Monday through the end of the year as Veggie Mondays. I know it's only three meals out of 21. I knew something was wrong when instead of regular strong coffee this morning, she handed me Celestial Seasonings decaf no sugar Chai Tea. I've got a 11# packer ready to go, and Tuesday starts at midnight.

Q Junkie 12-09-2013 08:43 PM

She is clearly trying to kill you.

cowgirl 12-09-2013 08:44 PM

lol Probably not a bad idea for all of us!

peeps 12-09-2013 08:46 PM

Coffee ain't no damn meat I ever heard of!!!!! :mad2:

dwfisk 12-09-2013 08:48 PM

I know beef and pork is meat, but chicken and fish are veggies, right?

kds9547 12-09-2013 08:50 PM

Veggie? What dat is?

ShencoSmoke 12-09-2013 08:54 PM

I think its time to stuff a baked potato with sausage. Core it out with an 1 1/2" paddle bit and fill it up, she will never know...

krek 12-09-2013 08:54 PM

If it can't do math, it's a vegetable.

BMCSRET 12-09-2013 08:57 PM

Taking vegetables away from animals that eat them so they can grow up for us to cook. Just wrong...

CarterK 12-09-2013 08:57 PM

Is she trying to turn you into one of those scrawny vegetarian fellas? She'll come to her senses.

mytmouz 12-09-2013 08:59 PM

I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...

RevZiLLa 12-09-2013 09:40 PM

Time to divert to a BBQ joint on the way home on Mondays

Bludawg 12-09-2013 09:57 PM

Did she slip on the ice and land on her head? Maybe you can return her as defective and get a refund then buy a side of beef.

I like Bigbutts 12-09-2013 09:59 PM

Something about this post made me crack up....!!!!!!! good luck bro!!!!!!:laugh:

popeye 12-09-2013 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mytmouz (Post 2724364)
I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...

amen to that i have to do coffee in the morning .. Wife won't even talk to be till i have at least one cup


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