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TroyA65 10-11-2013 12:39 PM

What my wife said....
 
So you have to understand, my wife doesn't do a lot of cooking and I don't think she has ever grilled anything let alone BBQ. That being said, last night as she was putting some left over chicken in the frig that I had done on the rotisserie I hear the following:

Why do you have such big meat?:wacko::twitch:

She hears me start to chuckle :biggrin1: and adds "in the frig."

Needless to say I thought it was hilarious and had to share. I had a pair of 8+ lbs Butts in there that are now on the cooker.

Does anyone else have interesting commentary they would care to share?

ButtBurner 10-11-2013 12:56 PM

woodpile material

aawa 10-11-2013 01:10 PM

I have had a few gay female friends say that they loved my meat in their mouth, when talking about my bbq.

Lake Dogs 10-11-2013 01:47 PM

As long as your meat is in their mouths, does anything else really matter?....

Big Country BBQ 10-11-2013 01:53 PM

had a girl telling me "I want some of you butt....." a while back :heh:

peeps 10-11-2013 02:03 PM

If they don't love having your meat in their mouths, you are doing it wrong...

Bludawg 10-11-2013 02:10 PM

I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.

peeps 10-11-2013 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bludawg (Post 2654791)
I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.

:spit:

MarleyMan 10-11-2013 02:19 PM

Nice one BluDawg :thumb:

gtr 10-11-2013 02:21 PM

"the frig"?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? :noidea:

BBQ-Jim 10-11-2013 02:38 PM

:pop2::pop2:

on the hook 10-11-2013 02:50 PM

Went to a buddy's house in the early am to pick him up for fishing...I went into the kitchen to show his wife a pic of a large striper I had caught previously...She looks at it and says.."My, that is a beauty...AND HUGE!"....I hear him holler in from the living room, "Hey, what are you showing her?"....:grin:

Bluesman 10-11-2013 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TroyA65 (Post 2654736)
my wife says

Why do you have such big meat?:wacko::twitch:

Virgin newlyweds.................EH

John Bowen 10-11-2013 03:08 PM

WOW this thread went straight into the gutter ...

I had to read it 6 or 7 times so far to see all the racey comments :twisted:

sliding_billy 10-11-2013 04:33 PM

My wife just says "Get that meat out of my [freezer] box." :shock:


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