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DBH 04-08-2013 01:51 PM

Iíve lost my priorities and I canít get up...
 
Ever had one of those spells where you just can't get to what you want? Believe it or not, I took delivery on a brand new Backwoods Gater last November when winter was setting in. Four months later this baby is still in the crate. For the life of me I can't get my head on straight!!!!

BruceB 04-08-2013 01:53 PM

Ship it to me in Michigan, I'll get that thing uncrated.

Carbon 04-08-2013 01:54 PM

It's not you, it's the weather...

Untraceable 04-08-2013 01:58 PM

should atleast move it into the living room so you can have someone to talk to during the games

PaPaQ 04-08-2013 02:14 PM

It would make a good end table.

Bludawg 04-08-2013 02:16 PM

You don't deserve it call Yellar Freight and ship it to me COD

DirtyChurro 04-08-2013 02:17 PM

You can do it! I believe in you!!!

HeSmellsLikeSmoke 04-08-2013 02:31 PM

Just typing that post is the first step. :thumb:

aawa 04-08-2013 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carbon (Post 2439970)
It's not you, it's the weather...

It most definitely is him!

Grab your crow bar and rip that sucker open. And if you still cant do it, feel free to send it to me, I'll make sure to take lots of pictures of the cooks I do on it for you. :-P

Bluesman 04-08-2013 02:51 PM

Dude it's a 15 step program. Now follow closely

Step 1-12 get a 12 pack
Step 13 get a crow bar
Step 14 assemble and add fuel
Step 15 add meat and get another 12 pack

See simple.

SmokinJohn 04-08-2013 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBH (Post 2439966)
Ever had one of those spells where you just can't get to what you want? Believe it or not, I took delivery on a brand new Backwoods Gater last November when winter was setting in. Four months later this baby is still in the crate. For the life of me I can't get my head on straight!!!!

You are suffering from PTSD, Phubar-Temperature Smoker Disorder.

The cure is simple:

  1. Take your boom box/ipod/music source outside.
  2. Fill each of your smokers with charcoal.
  3. Fire them up.
  4. Place a tri-tip, fatty, butt, or brisket on each one of them.
  5. Find the theme for "Rocky" and crank that mother up! Put it in a loop with "Eye of the Tiger".
  6. Smell the meat cooking.
  7. See the smoke.
  8. Hear the call to get up and get back in the ring! C'MON ROCK!
  9. Crack that box open and welcome the new addition to your family!

That will be one smoked chuckie, please....

CarlWayne 04-08-2013 04:21 PM

Weather doesn't play a roll in my cooking. Get your stuff together and get that blue smoke rolling!

CharredApron 04-08-2013 04:25 PM

Turn in your man card. Sorry, did I type that out loud?

ButtBurner 04-08-2013 05:17 PM

man

I could never spend thousands of dollars one something or whatever those cost just to let it sit there for months without even opening it!!!

cowgirl 04-08-2013 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBH (Post 2439966)
Ever had one of those spells where you just can't get to what you want? Believe it or not, I took delivery on a brand new Backwoods Gater last November when winter was setting in. Four months later this baby is still in the crate. For the life of me I can't get my head on straight!!!!

I hear ya!
I've been having one of those spells too. Have two new cooking toys and can't find the time to try them out. :cry:


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