My brisket is so good they are stealing it.
 

Since it was a nice day yesterday, I fat the Good One going and loaded up with chicken, ribs, butts, wings and brisket. I had 5 butts and 2 briskets left on the smoker last night when I left at about 8pm last night. I get here this morning and was taking the meat off the smoker. Opened one door and all the butts were there. Opened the other door and $h!t, one of the briskets was gone. Guess I will have to make a lock for it. Attachment 75864

Well now. Brisket so good it's worth going to prison for!:thumb::thumb:

You can use that line iffen you want.:becky:

Sounds like a great byline to your BBQ banner

I swear...nom nom nom...it wasn't nom nom nom..me.

You better get on it, once they hit you they hit you over and over and over. You might want to make sure the smoker is locked in place as well.

What next?????

You may want to put up a camera too. That sucks.

How about an NRA plaque on the smoker...........

Whoa. That's crazy!

Did you call the cops? I would love to hear thier reaction to that claim. :-D

I think a little wireless security camera is in order too. I think I've seen them for less than $200.

What kind of A hole would do something like that?

That's nuts. +1 on the camera.

Look at it this way. It will be the best BBQ they will have ever tasted and it will drive them crazy for many years to come as they eat at BBQ joint after BBQ joint trying unsuccessfully to duplicate the experience.

Electrify the handle?

Well my briskets are safe, that's for sure. :tsk:

Since the smoker is on rubber wheels, simply chock the jack with a wood or other insulator and use a 12 volt shocker. When they touch the handle they get a shock... Very unpleasant. You should see kids touch it.