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Fo Sizzle My Nizzle 01-27-2013 12:50 PM

Need somewhere to live!
 
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So I picked up an offset a couple weeks ago with the approval of my wife. She agreed under the conditions that I sell it/or another grill and that I get her a new tablet. Sounded good. Then yesterday I found another sexy redhead that needed a home. I'm going to save her Tuesday but wifey doesn't know yet. Either I need to find a hiding place until spring or move in with one of you farkers. Let me know Brethren. I come with toys and I cook!

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IamMadMan 01-27-2013 01:12 PM

Give her a drink or two and tell her she's seeing double...

Bludawg 01-27-2013 02:09 PM

Just trot her to the bed room open the closet and show her the shoe collection that all them wimin folk accumulate silently turn walk away and grill up a nice steak dinner.

AussieTitch 01-27-2013 02:25 PM

Send her a postcard:razz:

Garrett 01-27-2013 02:29 PM

My wife thinks its crazy that I'm apart of a forum about BBQ and take pictures of things I cook and what not. So I tell I could be into bar hoppin and strip joints. That usually shuts her up.

TuscaloosaQ 01-27-2013 02:47 PM

HMMM!! I would let you come to Alabama but..... i would have to put you on a budget!!!

cowgirl 01-27-2013 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TuscaloosaQ (Post 2343820)
HMMM!! I would let you come to Alabama but..... i would have to put you on a budget!!!

lol That made me laugh...Thanks! :becky:

16Adams 01-27-2013 05:01 PM

Man oh Man, you need to get control of your scene. When you do call me and guide me through the process. I still haven't told the wife about the PBC that 7 Budweisers forced me to order last night. But I will, right after a stealthy shoe count.

harris92 01-27-2013 05:05 PM

I have six in the collection. Whenever, I find one I put in the the shed and bring it out after a major shopping trip by the wife. It has worked every time. Number seven is on the way and should be here this week. The usual spot in the shed is available.

Desert Hawg 01-27-2013 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fo Sizzle My Nizzle (Post 2343694)
So I picked up an offset a couple weeks ago with the approval of my wife. She agreed under the conditions that I sell it/or another grill and that I get her a new tablet. Sounded good. Then yesterday I found another sexy redhead that needed a home. I'm going to save her Tuesday but wifey doesn't know yet. Either I need to find a hiding place until spring or move in with one of you farkers. Let me know Brethren. I come with toys and I cook!

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Buy her the pad, place it in the kettle, dress the kettle up with ribbon and a bow. She unwraps the the ribbon,opens the kettle and finds the pad. Don't know about your wife, but mine never throws away gift packaging. Just a thought.

HankB 01-27-2013 07:24 PM

That red one is a beaut, but it will stand out like a sore thumb.

SQMBO has not realized that I added a 22.5 WSM to the collection just before Christmas. It's black and round and just kind of blends in. :twisted:

mbshop 01-27-2013 07:26 PM

just cover it, she won't notice it.

javahog2002 01-27-2013 08:21 PM

How many redheads do u need ? I'll help a brother out. I will buy your old offset.

Fo Sizzle My Nizzle 01-27-2013 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by javahog2002 (Post 2344365)
How many redheads do u need ? I'll help a brother out. I will buy your old offset.

Maybe! We'll see how I feel after getting it dirty next weekend. How much you ready to spend? Lol!!!!

Johnny_Crunch 01-27-2013 08:46 PM

Nice looking cooker!


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