Gotta Refrigerator Full of Xmas Meats to Smoke and...

N8man

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I may have the Farking Flu!!!!:mad: At first I thought it was just a simple Head Cold. Tried to shake it off and went about my business, cleaning the snow and ice off of the front and back steps, scraped off and salted the ramp to my Barn where the Smokers are. Came inside to cool off a bit and started coughing and sweating. Sat down to rest and went to say something to Cathy and my voice sounded as that of Satan's. I'm talking real low, deep and gravelly, it literally shook the panes of glass in the windows. She spun around and stared at me in Shock and Horror!!:twisted:!
Now, I have totally lost my voice, I know that is a great comfort to Cathy,
but I am determined to get out there and Burn some Meat!!!
As of now, I am still planning to Smoke all this Meat between Tomorrow and Christmas Day.
2- Five Lb. Chuckies
1- Five Lb. Rib Roast
1- Six Lb. Pork Loin
1- St. Louis Trimmed rack of Pork Ribs
4- One Lb. Polish Kielbasa's
6- One Lb. Fatties to give out as presents


Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion(or letdown)of N8man's Smoking Christmas Adventure!!!
 
bummer but i have the answer.

shot of warm wild turkey w/ honey,brown sugar & lemon.

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

get it yet???:-D
 
Hope ya feel better bro! All else fails, you could send me the meat and I promise some of it could be returned...

bummer but i have the answer.

shot of warm wild turkey w/ honey,brown sugar & lemon.

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

get it yet???:-D
My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!
 
Man, I wish I could get a rack of ribs for christmas, haha hope you get to feeling better. May have to let the wife do the smokin 'eh? Only joking tho.
 
I may have the Farking Flu!!!!:mad: At first I thought it was just a simple Head Cold. Tried to shake it off and went about my business, cleaning the snow and ice off of the front and back steps, scraped off and salted the ramp to my Barn where the Smokers are. Came inside to cool off a bit and started coughing and sweating. Sat down to rest and went to say something to Cathy and my voice sounded as that of Satan's. I'm talking real low, deep and gravelly, it literally shook the panes of glass in the windows. She spun around and stared at me in Shock and Horror!!:twisted:!
Now, I have totally lost my voice, I know that is a great comfort to Cathy,
but I am determined to get out there and Burn some Meat!!!
As of now, I am still planning to Smoke all this Meat between Tomorrow and Christmas Day.
2- Five Lb. Chuckies
1- Five Lb. Rib Roast
1- Six Lb. Pork Loin
1- St. Louis Trimmed rack of Pork Ribs
4- One Lb. Polish Kielbasa's
6- One Lb. Fatties to give out as presents



Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion(or letdown)of N8man's Smoking Christmas Adventure!!!

Web MD says you got the swine flu!!
Get well soon!
 
Hope ya feel better bro! All else fails, you could send me the meat and I promise some of it could be returned...


My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!


i always forget the tea....lol:icon_clown
 
Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Hope you feel better soon.

Sounds like you're fixin to smoke up a feast!

How much of the white stuff did ya'll get out your way? The field at Grandma's house (were we played in the snow with the 4-wheelers) had around 9 - 10 inches of the stuff.

By the way, my voice is going too after getting out and playing in the snow with the grandkids. But it was worth it, they (and me) had a blast!

Papa
 
Feel better!

BTW... how do I get on the fatty present list?
 
Hope you feel better and get some smoking in. Try some Emergen-C. It will enhance your immune system and give you some energy in my experience.
 
Here's my Fridge, just a waiting....
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My Daddy was trying to be helpful and suggested, "Why don't you just cook that stuff in the Oven and forget about trying to get outside?..."
Blasphemer!!!!!

My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!

Right now my chest is on fire....I just hit a shot glass full of Apple Cider Vinegar.....Iff'n you think you're Manly...Try it.....:icon_smil
But my voice is coming back.....You could hear me cussing a mile away!!:biggrin:

How much of the white stuff did ya'll get out your way? The field at Grandma's house (were we played in the snow with the 4-wheelers) had around 9 - 10 inches of the stuff. Papa

I think we got about the same here...This is the front yard today...
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BTW... how do I get on the fatty present list?
The easiest way would be to move in next door...would love to have you as my neighbor!!
 
My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!

Right now my chest is on fire....I just hit a shot glass full of Apple Cider Vinegar.....Iff'n you think you're Manly...Try it.....:icon_smil
But my voice is coming back.....You could hear me cussing a mile away!!:biggrin:
That's why I recommended the tea...

Honey coats the throat, Tea helps with the sinus's, brandy is just good for ya... lol (Oh, and by the way, you can keep your shot of vinegar!!!)

Feel better Bro!
 
Good luck and get well! That looks like the perfect amount of snow. Not too much not too little! And I don't think I could do a shot of cider vingear! I guess I'm not manly enough!!!
 
Hope you feel better and get some smoking in. Try some Emergen-C. It will enhance your immune system and give you some energy in my experience.

+1 As soon as I feel something coming on I hit 1 - 2 grams of vitamin C every couple of hours and that fixes almost everything.

N8 - Hope you feel better bro!
 
Nate, sorry to hear you are under the weather. I pray for a quick restoration of health!
 
Iff'n I didn't have the Flu before, I made sure I got it now....
Started out bright and early and cold.....it was all I could do to take this shot.....Hands a shaking....
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No cooking pix this time...just some after shots...
Chuck#1
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Chuck#2
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I Smoked the food with Black Cherry....I imagine it smelled wonderful, but I can't tell....Head is stopped up bad....:mad:

Rib Roast....
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No shots of ribs or kielbasa's or fatties.....and I don't think I'll be eating any today...going to bed as soon as I can put up the DrumPit....Maybe tomorrow....
 
Looks fantastic. You, my friend, take care of yourself and get feeling better. Maybe some of Marty's magic peppers would cure ya!?!?

Merry Christmas!
 
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