For new non-subscribed members
 

Anyone who remotely knows me... am on here regularly, will put my money where my mouth is... right now. :shocked:

Here's an offer for you.... actually for two new members.
For these two people, who has joined in the last ninety days without a subscription...

I will pony up and pay for one yearly Brethren subscriptions for these (2) new members in their names. :whoo::whoo:

Once the subscriptions take effect, will open up new sections and features within the forum... which will reveal so much more.

Whatcha got to lose?

Here's the deal;
1. Must be a new member (within last 90 days).
2. Must reply within this thread with the post "eight inches of snot"

[Yes, typed intentionally "Eight inches of snot"]

That is a Brethren punchline... the joke is detailed under the Subscribed members section... under the post "Inception of the Brethren"


Will collect names until Thanksgiving (Nov. 24, 2011 - 11:59 pm EST)... and will post results drawn by Mrs. Bandit the following day.


I double dog dare you. :becky::becky::becky:

where is this subscribed member section that you speak of?

With a membership... look at the main opening page... shows a sticky below the new members' "Welcome to our humble abode"

Free Beers are on Bandit! Jump on it folks!

Heck, I ain't skeered... I once helped a mama goat birth some babies with one hand while eating a chili cheese burger and fries with the other.... It was sloppy and I was hongry.

At the risk of being the butt of a joke I'll bite.

I ain't skeered of

"eight inches of snot"

:becky:Gitrdun.

that is all.

You got me curious about the "eight inches of snot"! However, I joined in mid July so I don't fit in that catagory. I am on this site every day though & when I can afford to, I will definatly get a subscription. I have already learned a ton & plan on learning a ton more. Thanks to all that do what they do here.

Eight inches of snot

eight inches of snot

2 weeks over:sad:

I've said this to you before and I'll say it again... in public! You're a Gentleman and a Scholar Bob... and an overall darn good person. Way to encourage the way of the Brethren! Good on you, and to whoever wins this little freebie! WELL worth the eight inches of snot!

Cheers

Great gift, Bob. You are a generous guy!

Erm... "eight inches of snot"

Eight inches of snot

why not?!