SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!
Communications Specialist Ginger: Admiral Bigabyte, I am receiving an urgent message over an emergency channel from the Captain of the S.S. Farkanaut, sir!
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General Tso: What you say? Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Also tell him that it is an OPEN CATEGORY, Standard Throwdown Rules apply, and anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team! Also, perhaps most importantly, MULTIPLE ENTRIES ARE ALLOWED for this TD only! Science Officer Gunter: Herr Admeeral Beegabyte Sir! I haff scant zee eentire quadrant unt haff fount non signs uff eentelleegint life annyvare! Fleet Admiral Bigabyte: Gunter...that accent...are you sure you're from the Alsatian system? Oh, never mind. Gunter, direct your scanner away from our current position and give me a BS reading of the current system the S.S. Farkanaut is positioned within. Navigator Camel-Toe Elvis: Uhh-uh-huh! Whoa Momma! No can do, sir Admiral big guy Sir, I disabled all of the levers on Gunters control panel thingie over there. I can't possibly eat any more fish. What I wouldn't do for a nice pork chop right about now. Oh momma...pork...mmmm... General Tso: But I would disable his levers on the control panel! This means that you enable them again! You stupid fat and lazy fried peanut butter, bacon and banana eating fool! You have doomed us all live Tilapia in hell! Bigabyte, Ginger, Gunter, Elvis and Tso: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ZAP!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...t_SPAMFish.jpg |
Admiral, how long will this thrashing last?
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Okay, so it looks like...
It is ON! Team Psycho-Poodle reporting for duty, sir. Will team Munchkin and Team e-gore be joining us? How about Team Relationship Colonel? Mongo, are you with us? And we could use the Aussie lamb farker and that Smokin' woman. Who wants to volunteer to make the lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam? CD |
*Frantically searches Noobian protocol directives for guidance*
*whimpers* |
This one will be open all summer.
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Uhhhh, Rear Admiral Mr. Bigabyte Sir, I think that means I'm from the Nubian System, since I've never entered a Throwdown before. What is it that I am allowed to cook, Admiral Sir? Shall it be Eggplant-SPAMfish casserole or do you have something even less appetizing for me to prepare? :becky:
Uh, I just noticed a whole bunch of characters who I thought were eaten by said SPAMfish appear in the OP. Did you go through a timewarp and bring them back or are they from another dimension? :confused: (at least you left that farkin' squirrel :whoo:) |
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"anyone who has particapted in 2 or fewer TD's prior to 7/27/2012 will be on the Noobian team, while everyone with 3 or more TD's since that time will be on the Veteran team!" We are all Noobians under farking special rules. :tsk: |
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The extra time should capture extra people. |
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And, you want to play for the other team? Shame on you, mister Gore. It hurts me to type your name. :tsk: You are either with us, or with those who wish to destroy the Throwdowns. Choose carefully, for we are slow to forget. CD :becky: |
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