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barbefunkoramaque
01-18-2011, 08:19 PM
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Spring "Creak" BBQ

I have done so many restaurant consultations that I always can sum up a shack within a short time. In fact this review took longer to write than experience.

Today I was getting some felt at Walmart for my 100 Year Old Printing Press the kids are using and I noticed a cop and I had an expired tag so I ducked into the New Spring Creek BBQ they built near my town.

In front... stacks of red oak... PROMISING!!!!! I walked in and saw - sadly - two giant Old Hickory Pits... not really what I like to see for a joint that size. But that was not the problem as I have seen bad Q and great Q come out of the same Oyler pit... which is the best Industrial Pit ever made. I call an Oyler Pit the UDS of Industrial Pits... all 4000 pounds of it... before you even add the meat... but I digress...

I walked up and I am looking at their slicing table and this kid that looked like he should know a thing or two asked what I'd like to have. I was thinking as I always do... if you can't sell me on your sample I will not buy... I will just go home and throw my own pre-smoked meat in my freezer in the oven.

I asked for a "slice of bark" and point to the PILE of half pound to 2 pound scraps dumped in a section closest to him. I assumed that they, like Rudys separate and let you have lean or juicy.

But the kid reached for the stuff closer to me... flats. I said "no, the point meat over there, please." He says, "This? This is garbage." I asked what did he mean... as he began slicing the bark OFF a section of flat meat but only so his slices would have NO bark.

He explains "this is the fatty garbage meat that we take off."

Now let me tell you: there must of been three full points of total meat there. So this kid... nice kid... ignores what I asked for... obviously thrown by my request for a free sample and he continues to slice the rather dry and tough looking flats for me.

I tell him... "that is NOT garbage... it is the premium of the entire brisket and its called 'the Deckle', 'Fatty End,' 'Point' or 'Loose Cut.'" He did not get my speech on the origins of "deckle."

So what does he do? He starts to trim the bark off. I assumed to feed me what I asked. Nooooooooooooooo, it was so he could give me the gray meat with NO bark at all.

I said, "those pieces you threw in the "garbage pile" THAT's what I want to taste."

Right as he was about to hand it to me, seeming to get the idea another guy snatches it from him and says "I am so sorry sir" and AGAIN dumps the point meat and starts to trim a flat of its bark for me.

IT WAS FARKIN KAFKA!!!!!

The manager says "we use this pile here for sandwiches" pointing to the point meat and bark trimmings.

At this point my forehead is pressed against the glass until they stopped cutting.

I said:

"Okay everyone put their knives in the air" as I raised my hand. "Okay... touch this meat here," and I point to the pile of flats. "This pile where you have 5 cuts of meat drying out on the butcher block here, that is called 'The flat. Now put the tip of your knife on it."

They do so and I asked them to repeat it... "flaaaaat cut... lean cut...." Everyone in the joint looked at me like they had swallowed a bottle of cough syrup.

"Now take your knife off boys and put it on that pile" They did slowly. "Now you are touching the POINT meat... know as the 'juicy cut' (being careful there not to test the profanity censor... hee hee). It is also called the Deckle.. which is German for 'flimsy thing,' or the fatty end. IT is in no way 'GARBAGE.'"

"The..., in this case 'black parts' are called BARK! That piece you have your knife on.. that's what I want to taste."

The guy hands it to me....

I am thinking... this is in fact Garbage... being some of the worse soot flavored crap I have ever had in my mouth and no other flavor at all other than creosote. Its rightful place is either in the garbage or in a tub of sauce to add smoke. They are clueless and I see why... they are thinking "who is this idiot coming in to taste the garbage."

I said thanks boys and left. I am so glad I did not spend a dime there.


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If you Google Images for "Spring Creek BBQ" this sexy Appolonia baby pops up. Her name is longhornlady07 and "Got Damn" if I I don't want to handle her juicy cut. DAMN... This was my payment for the experience. It makes me hotter thinking its someone's daughter. Whew!

bigabyte
01-18-2011, 08:26 PM
Sounds like a god awful experience. Looks like it was worth it in the end though, judging by that last pic.:thumb:

ShutYrMouth
01-18-2011, 08:28 PM
wow. nice story.
being a backyard q'er makes it really hard to find bbq joints that are worth a damn.
there are a couple that come to mind, but the majority i've dined at.....suck.
i feel bad for the owner with inexperienced staff like that.
at least that chick is hot.

barbefunkoramaque
01-18-2011, 08:29 PM
[/URL]http://thumb14.webshots.net/t/62/62/7/16/35/2307716350057958314pwZgcm_th.jpg (http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/[URL=http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2307716350057958314pwZgcm]http://thumb14.webshots.net/t/62/62/7/16/35/2307716350057958314pwZgcm_th.jpg)
Oh MY GOD she is a twin and her sister, Alyssa, and her are going to... CHURCH CAMP!!!!! can it get any better?

ShutYrMouth
01-18-2011, 08:30 PM
oh theyre 14
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im going to bed now
no more beer

barbefunkoramaque
01-18-2011, 08:38 PM
http://community.webshots.com/photo/fullsize/1493416089057958314ItMFtX


oooh the plot thickens....

barbefunkoramaque
01-18-2011, 08:40 PM
No, she goes to UT.

oh theyre 14
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im going to bed now
no more beer

barbefunkoramaque
01-18-2011, 08:46 PM
Looks like UT Soccer banquet here

http://thumb14.webshots.net/t/59/159/4/62/56/2024462560057958314KAIpTZ_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2024462560057958314KAIpTZ)

barbefunkoramaque
01-18-2011, 08:50 PM
oh, damn... soccer banquet 2006... so that would make her roughly ****... 15 then... but she must be of age now... she graduated in 2007... so

LOL

Boshizzle
01-18-2011, 08:50 PM
The experience you had is something I run into all the time. Sometimes the management thinks that overcooked BBQ is good and sometimes the employees don't know what good BBQ is.

There is one joint here in VA that is run by a guy that knows good BBQ and the manager of the joint knows good BBQ, but his employees don't. It happens.

ShutYrMouth
01-18-2011, 08:55 PM
hahaah yeah but she is hot
stalk much?
hahaha

Johnny_Crunch
01-19-2011, 07:50 AM
I'm with you, Spring Creek is a waste of good real estate. Be glad you didn't get to their terrible straight out of the can sides.

---k---
01-19-2011, 09:26 AM
I just don't understand how Texas can have so many bad BBQ joints. :confused:

Johnny_Crunch
01-19-2011, 01:01 PM
I just don't understand how Texas can have so many bad BBQ joints. :confused:



Maybe the tourists think it's good? Commercial/Corporate anything just never has the charm.

barbefunkoramaque
01-19-2011, 03:20 PM
I just don't understand how Texas can have so many bad BBQ joints. :confused:
Answer: Yankees coming here and opening BBQ resturants thinkin they will take off here.

barbefunkoramaque
01-19-2011, 03:21 PM
I just don't understand how Texas can have so many bad BBQ joints. :confused:

also... we have A LOT of them total... that emans we have a lot of good and bad.

caseydog
01-19-2011, 04:39 PM
Spring Creek Barbeque is better than most chain BBQ restaurants, but it's not competition grade, by any means. Dallas doesn't have a lot of good BBQ restaurants, especially where I live, so unless I want to drive a few hours for lunch (or make my own), Spring Creek or Dickey's is about as good as it gets.

One thing I can say for Spring Creek is that they make these dinner rolls that carry around in a basket and pass out fresh from the oven. They are awesome.

CD

barbefunkoramaque
01-19-2011, 06:01 PM
Spring Creek Barbeque is better than most chain BBQ restaurants, but it's not competition grade, by any means. Dallas doesn't have a lot of good BBQ restaurants, especially where I live, so unless I want to drive a few hours for lunch (or make my own), Spring Creek or Dickey's is about as good as it gets.

One thing I can say for Spring Creek is that they make these dinner rolls that carry around in a basket and pass out fresh from the oven. They are awesome.

CD

Do we have an icon where my eyes and ,,, oh here it is

:shocked:

1. Its is not
2. Competition Grade and excellent BBQ are two different worlds with Comp being at the bottom of where I would want to eat.

bigabyte
01-19-2011, 06:02 PM
Are you sure you weren't looking for this one...:eek:

:heh::heh::heh:

1_T_Scot
01-19-2011, 08:17 PM
Huh a bad BBQ in Texas?