BBQ Quotes

[BigBelly]

Hey Gang -

I am just about done with this website I have been building for my business. There is one aspect of the website I would like for you guys to contribute to if you like. What I am looking for is a series of BBQ related quotes that I can cycle through on the site.

The funny BBQ qoute can be anywhere from one sentence to a mutliple one. I will also be using your name so feel free to include your real name, forum handle, or just be a mystery--it's all gravy!

I know you guys are a bunch of funny mickey fickies! Let's see those quotes. Here is one to get you started.

We shall pull no brisket before it's time! - Big Belly

[willkat98]

Its no secret here.

This forum's quote is

Bite me, let's discuss

Will that work?

[parrothead]

Life is to short for ordinary food.

[The_Kapn]

"Beer and BBQ. They are not just for breakfast anymore!" :lol:
TIM

[Solidkick]

I like rubbing my meat......

Beer can chicken, just another excuse to get your wife to buy you a 12 pack...........

Hey, did you see the tits on that bird???

[racer_81]

"Wanna pull my pork?"

[Jorge]

"i'm too tired, rub my meat."

[Wayne]

"Here babe, why don't you munch on this fatty!"

[Bigmista]

"My woman loves it when I slip her the fatty!"

"My meat is never tough...waitaminute..."

"I love big pink boobs."

[willkat98]

Leave my Butt Alone

Second Helpings Mandatory

No Carryouts, just get your ass out

Bonesucking good

Do you smell smoke?

Slow down. You'll Burn it. We still have a case.

George is in the garden blowing chunks. You know, Chunks, the neighbors dog.

[jt]

Are the ribs done yet?

[chad]

Regarding competition:

"We're in the "window" don't try anything new!"

"That's a FIRE!"

"You don't boil your ribs?"

"If you're lookin', you ain't cookin!'"

[jt]

Beer at 8 am? Yeah, honey, gotta have the chicken done by lunch. - Jester

[Bellybro]

I like rubbing my meat......



Rub it till it smokes!

[Bigdog]

"When you fire up that daddy,
don't forget to smoke a fatty."

Bigdog 8)

[MikeG]

When getting unwanted advice:

I got this chicken screwed....you just catch the feathers.

Mikeg

[Bigmista]

Don't blow smoke up my butt...that's my job!

It's hard to keep my meat out of your mouth!