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supercooks
07-28-2010, 12:08 PM
Hello everyone,

My name is Irina and I am a casting associate for a television production company. We are about to start a new show to find the best BBQ and meat cooks in the country, and I bet we can find someone on this forum who's got what it takes! I would love to reach the largest group on this site, but I wanted to make sure to follow your forum rules on what was most appropriate forum for this post, so I tried this one. Below is a copy of our casting notice. If you think that this sounds like you, send us an email! Thanks!

CALLING ALL CARNIVORES

Are you a world class cook for meat-eaters? Can you cook meat- every kind, every way- and bring out the best every time? Can you face off against the best chefs on the planet? And tell them where to shove their soufflé? A new TV show is looking for one man who can cook for the carnivore in all of us.

Must be outgoing and energetic. Fun and plainspoken. No airs. No nonsense. No actors. Be yourself- and come ready to work. Cooking credentials a plus. Must be between 28-45 years old, and willing to travel. Email us at supercooks@grbtv.com and include a headshot, cooking credentials, and a tape if available.

SmokeInDaEye
07-28-2010, 12:43 PM
Cool. I think I know someone.

timzcardz
07-28-2010, 12:49 PM
Cool. I think I know someone.

You crack me up! :-P

And just who might that be?

Norcoredneck
07-28-2010, 01:34 PM
I nominate the So cal BBq Mayor, Neil Strawder, aka Big Mista.

Norcoredneck
07-28-2010, 01:35 PM
Of course if a little perversion is acceptable there is always Funk!

starvinmarvin
07-28-2010, 01:48 PM
What's with the 45 age limit? Took most people I know that long to figure it out!

deguerre
07-28-2010, 01:49 PM
What's with the 45 age limit? Took most people I know that long to figure it out!
Yep, I call BS on that requirement.

Westexbbq
07-28-2010, 02:46 PM
Yep, I call BS on that requirement.

Geezer/Codger Bias strikes again!

barbefunkoramaque
07-28-2010, 02:52 PM
Of course if a little perversion is acceptable there is always Funk!

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME IS HERE! RIFLE THROUGH THE WEB CHANNEL BELOW

My Audition Tape

http://www.youtube.com/user/GoodVittlesSociety#p/a/u/1/TU41Y5A9vZI

I get like 14 of these offers in my email... no one ever responds LOL

If I was on the show I would have to Edit my own footage, and I would have to play Popdaddy... man who like Pirandello's Henry believes he is King, is actually an insane fat white guy who thinks he is the BBQ equivalent of PRINCE in which like Norma Desmond, life has passed him by... all he has left is Bravura and his BBQ.

Of course they would have to work around my teacher's schedule.... I am a Special Ed Teacher.

And Bigmista would have to be Morris Day!

My Web Channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/PopdaddysBBQ#p/u/13/dOMCyXZ-49Q

SmokeInDaEye
07-28-2010, 03:22 PM
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME IS HERE! RIFLE THROUGH THE WEB CHANNEL BELOW

My Audition Tape

http://www.youtube.com/user/GoodVittlesSociety#p/a/u/1/TU41Y5A9vZI

I get like 14 of these offers in my email... no one ever responds LOL

If I was on the show I would have to Edit my own footage, and I would have to play Popdaddy... man who like Pirandello's Henry believes he is King, is actually an insane fat white guy who thinks he is the BBQ equivalent of PRINCE in which like Norma Desmond, life has passed him by... all he has left is Bravura and his BBQ.

Of course they would have to work around my teacher's schedule.... I am a Special Ed Teacher.

And Bigmista would have to be Morris Day!

My Web Channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/PopdaddysBBQ#p/u/13/dOMCyXZ-49Q

Can I be Betty White?

deguerre
07-28-2010, 03:25 PM
Can I be Betty White?
Aren't you usually Nanette Fabray? I thought BobB was Betty White.

Midnight Smoke
07-28-2010, 03:25 PM
Older cooks do not apply! We don't want you!

BBQ Grail
07-28-2010, 03:33 PM
If I'm to old to host the show...I'm going to be to old to watch it.

Way to alienate most of your audience, Irina.

deguerre
07-28-2010, 03:36 PM
If I'm to old to host the show...I'm going to be to old to watch it.

Way to alienate most of your audience, Irina.
Actually Larry, I checked out the stations website show listing and didn't recognize a single one I had ever seen so...

BBQchef33
07-28-2010, 04:32 PM
AGE DISCRIMINATION!!! Now I really feel old.. I thought 50 was the new 40. :boxing:

Sledneck
07-28-2010, 04:41 PM
Just for the record I do not care to see Larry's old face on the television

Sledneck
07-28-2010, 04:45 PM
AGE DISCRIMINATION!!! Now I really feel old.. I thought 50 was the new 40. :boxing:

Besides the age, having the proper size columns on the front of your house is a requirement.

Westexbbq
07-28-2010, 06:37 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
real good one!:clap2::becky:

Bigmista
07-29-2010, 01:05 AM
I nominate the So cal BBq Mayor, Neil Strawder, aka Big Mista..

Nope. I'm 46. Too old.

deguerre
07-29-2010, 09:11 AM
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Nope. I'm 46. Too old.

Lie.:becky:

ChicagoSizzlin
07-29-2010, 11:06 AM
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Nope. I'm 36. Too young.

fixed

deguerre
07-29-2010, 02:27 PM
fixed
Perfect.

BigButzBBQ
07-29-2010, 02:41 PM
Sounds mildly interesting.
Thinking about staging a protest against applying though in honor of the... "more tempered" shall we say, brethren. :becky:

N8man
07-29-2010, 03:02 PM
Do we need to be Pretty too?? Then I'm in!!!!:becky:
Oh, Wait....I'm too Old....Dammit!!:mad:

BBQ_MAFIA
07-30-2010, 09:15 AM
They probably have a weight limit too which would knock me out on two levels. :doh::becky:

deguerre
07-30-2010, 01:45 PM
Looks like supercooks done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.