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tommykendall
07-15-2004, 10:34 AM
Oops I meant newbie.

I've been around a little while and just noticed this forum. Raised a beach boy, been living a yankee for 9 years. My passions include fishing of all sorts and methods, tying flies, tying on a buzz, and cooking. Married almost 20 years to a hot Asian but occassionally sleep with young ducks with chronic diarrhea. Haven't been with a big man but have slept with Cabo a few times I'd say. Have a 17 yr old daughter going into senior year in HS (she is also going on 30), who is lifeguarding during the summer months.

Someone nicknamed me pitbitch. I don't know who named me that or when - might have been me a Bash 1. More recently, after acquiring several years of Q experience, I have also been distinguished as Mr. PitBitch and Ultimate PitBitch. I don't cook - just watch the fire and control pit temps. I just let other people toss food into the chambers. Usually wear open sandals while fire tending. Been burned a few times but I haven't learned any lesson. Been burned a few other ways during my life but no need to go there.

I nicknamed a guy Colt one time at a Bash. He couldn't figure out why I named him so appropriately that day. I nicknamed another guy Odie 25 years ago. You don't know him- he's a farking SoCal legend. Hardly a sole knows him by his real name. Odie and I are gonna buy an RV someday and travel the great Northwest chasing big fish and pretty women. We'll name our RV "TK and Odie's Rolling Ho House" or something like that.

A couple years back I started a thread on some now defunct Yahoo Bandera group called "Show of Hands". It was probably one of the longest threads they had in history, called out many lurkers and started to get members to know one another. The concept of that thread became the basis for Phil creating this ever popular "Cattle Call" forum on this board.

I saw Jerry Garcia play solo for a small crowd of 10 or so a few years back - that farker was nutz. Been known to shotgun a beer or three, for Kicks, Queers, Mistas, and a personal few with BRD. I've also carried drunken men into trailers for a little bag of tea. :shock: I love my boss Mary and his deet cologne (not colon), who has a heart like no other, and ChiBill my brother and artery of this board. I am NOT A GAY.

Someone put up a recipe called "TK's Dr. Pepper Marinade" in the recipe folder. People say it's good for brisket. I mainly use it as a chaser for Buds and Coronas. Anyway - that's not "my" recipe. It's my modified version of a recipe from the late Billy "Belly" Maynard of Glenrose TX. Who knows if it was originally his recipe, but I give him full credit. Use it as you like - I constantly tweak it.

My toys include a Bandera, smoky joe, WSM, electric Meca bullet, and a 22.5" weber kettle. The last 4 items are still brand new in the box in my basement. Suffice it to say - I love that Bandera. Maybe I'll use the others in SoCal when I move there in 60 days. Either that or I'll give them to other folks who have a serious interest in learning the art of Q.

Many thanks to ChiBill, Parrothead (Badger impersonator), BRD, Big Al, Phil, Cabo Harry Wabo, Chad Little, the real John Badger, KCQuer Scott, Kick, Racer, Jorge, and every one of you contributors not mentioned who make Brothers in Smoke such a great place to be.

That's it - I look forward to getting to know more of you in the future. 8)

parrothead
07-15-2004, 10:50 AM
Pretty nice for your 1000th post. Welcome, and have a beer.

Bigmista
07-15-2004, 10:57 AM
Congrats TK!

I plan to join you in ther rare air before the year is out!

And if you are coming to SoCal soon, you better call me!!!

mista

Jorge
07-15-2004, 10:58 AM
If you were closer I'd lick you neck.

brdbbq
07-15-2004, 11:08 AM
If you were closer I'd lick you neck.

Bet you swat flies with your tongue. :roll:

badger
07-15-2004, 11:22 AM
Nudie... Did someone say Nudie? I thought I was going to be dissapointed by this misleading topic, but then I see that it is a TK thread. Looking forward to having you out in California to meet and learn a few thinks from you.

brdbbq
07-15-2004, 11:24 AM
He makes a good trailer escort.

Jorge
07-15-2004, 11:25 AM
Point, BRD. Now give TK a proper welcome. As a Texan you are expected to be friendly. Besides, Phil is going to read us the riot act for hijacking this Cattle Call as it is :shock:

Bigmista
07-15-2004, 11:38 AM
You guys are gonna get a spankin!

parrothead
07-15-2004, 11:39 AM
You guys are gonna get a spankin!

Then it will all be worth it.

Jorge
07-15-2004, 11:54 AM
That should save BRD a trip to Harry Hines AND a few $.

willkat98
07-15-2004, 11:58 AM
Well? Did is the tongue pierced?

Jorge
07-15-2004, 12:07 PM
Nope, but on a good day I can tie my shoe laces with it.

tommykendall
07-15-2004, 01:15 PM
Well? Did is the tongue pierced?

Nope - belly button mod instead (I hope we're talking about the same thing)

willkat98
07-15-2004, 01:16 PM
LOL

chad
07-15-2004, 01:18 PM
Did Hans get the smoker repaired? :D

tommykendall
07-15-2004, 01:35 PM
Yeah - he got a brand new one (still damaged), and I got the other brand new one. We haven't bent that back into shape yet.

Solidkick
07-15-2004, 01:48 PM
MR. Pitbitch,
In my eyes, you have earned that name. How many slabs of ribs did you have running up your arm at Bash 3? You was da man that day, for sure.

kcquer
07-15-2004, 05:09 PM
TK, thanks for bringing me over (there were a couple others, thanks to them too) from that other place, and getting me going here, I'd still be looking for the post new topic button. Welcome and its good to see you here on a more regular basis again.

cabo
07-15-2004, 07:49 PM
Haven't been with a big man but have slept with Cabo a few times I'd say. Have a 17 yr old daughter




I sure am glad you didn’t say (WE) have a seventeen year old daughter. Folks just might get the impression we’ve known each other longer, and start rumors. :oops:
TK, I am happy for you on your move back home, but I hope it will not make you scarce at the East Coast Bashes. Hell I’ve kinda gotten used to sleeping in that trailer with one eye open and my back against the wall.
But, then there’s Greg………..OOHHHH Sh!t!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :lol:

parrothead
07-15-2004, 08:02 PM
But, then there’s Greg………..OOHHHH Sh!t!!!!!!!!!!

And your farking snoring that would wake a farking moose.

cabo
07-15-2004, 08:07 PM
Damn, it's a good thing you ain't no moose!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

parrothead
07-15-2004, 08:15 PM
Parrothead (Badger impersonator),

Okay, here goes. We were at the bash and Phil and I ran for some ice. We got to talking and decided that the brisket needed to be pulled out and started. I called TK and said, "This is John Badger, Take 2 briskets out of the fridge and start getting them ready." Tommy was quite flustered at the prospect of John telling him that the briskits needed pulled out, but we had him going for a couple of minutes.

tommykendall
07-15-2004, 09:14 PM
youbetcha - it would be great if the real John Badger shows up one of these days.

badger
07-15-2004, 09:21 PM
I will one of these times. Its good to know I can get you flustered TK. That could make for a fun weekend (for me) when I finally do meet you in person. :lol:

Bigmista
07-15-2004, 10:18 PM
*wondering if I still want to go to the bash*

Hmmm... If I didn't know you guys I'd think you all were...Waitaminit... I don't know you guys! I refuse to pick up anything at the bash!

Prison Movie Mod

chad
07-16-2004, 06:45 AM
Oh, Mista! You should have been at the table when Parrothead was on the way to the trailer -- fired up and telling ALL of us what he was gonna do to Harry (who was already in the trailer) and then he was gonna flip Harry over and ---- well, use your imagination! :twisted: :D :D

Jorge
07-16-2004, 08:34 AM
Oh, Mista! You should have been at the table when Parrothead was on the way to the trailer -- fired up and telling ALL of us what he was gonna do to Harry (who was already in the trailer) and then he was gonna flip Harry over and ---- well, use your imagination! :twisted: :D :D

Dueling Banjos Mod :shock:

BigAl
07-20-2004, 11:05 AM
LOL, welcome, look around the site after 2 years!

PitPirate
07-20-2004, 01:27 PM
Welcome but I only clicked cus I read the word Nudie.

lol
peace

racer_81
07-20-2004, 01:37 PM
Welcome but I only clicked cus I read the word Nudie.

lol
peace


Bait and Switch Mod

PitPirate
07-20-2004, 01:39 PM
http://www.nagshead.net/members/mike/room.jpg

Bwhahahaah!

peace

parrothead
07-20-2004, 04:27 PM
SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Too funny!

badger
07-20-2004, 05:34 PM
http://www.bandera-brethren.com/images/room1.jpg

Bwhahahaah!

peace

I don't find that funny in the least bit!

The_Kapn
07-20-2004, 06:31 PM
"GEEK WARS 2004"
I love it!
Needed a laugh today after busting my a** splitting wood for Que in the FL heat!
TIM

PitPirate
07-20-2004, 08:09 PM
~just falls off his peg laughing

lol
Good move bro!

peace