Had a Real Bad Dream

[tommykendall]

I've been smoking religously nearly every farking weekend since last summer when Mike bought his first pit. It's been great - go to the shop every Friday, drink many Buds, start talking and getting all turned on about what we're cooking Saturday to the point that we're killing ourselves in Q desires wanting to pull out the pit Friday instead. Yes - it's been the same thing every farking weekend through every weather element imaginable. Last weekend I smoked all day both days.

Sunday night and then again yesterday I've had a "burned out on Q feeling". I even told my wife and a few friends about it. It just seems that Q'ing that often took a toll on me - that I could be allocating my time better between Q and other cooking that I enjoy. So this morning I saw some photos of some delicious BBs and realized that I must have been having a bad dream...

[willkat98]

Have you tried foil?

[kcquer]

I must have been having a bad dream...


Then wake the fark up!!!! With the Mrs in bad health and being behind on work, its been near a month since my last cook, you've just been taking up the slack for me. Before another week passes I will no matter what cook at least once and hopefully twice, gotta stock up for that camping trip.

[BBQchef33]

Been there.. Done that.. It wasn't a bad dream though... ouch...

I've gotten Q'ed out before.. usually happens when I cook for the sake of cooking. Those things I call therapy cooks. You know, the ones where there is no one around to eat, but you cook 60-lbs of meat in 2 days with the intent of freezing some or giving it away. Then you eat it every day for the 2 weeks for breakfast lunch dinner and snacks. By then, your burping soot, farting smoke rings, your johnson takes on the shape of a squiggly tail and your wifes breast takes on the shape of utters. (or your fat ass man boobs start looking like your wifes for that matter). Then the grill starts looking better, Your happy with a boul of soup and a broiled steak becomes welcome at that point.

nah.. never had that happen... :mrgreen:

[BigAl]

a broiled steak becomes welcome at that point.
:oops: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[MikeG]

Me too BigAL: I wasn't this low after having the judge condamned me
to poverty following the big "D"
MikeG

[willkat98]

Me too BigAL: I wasn't this low after having the judge condem me


Whoa Mike, think you might wanna check the spelling on that one.

Did he give a reach around?

[MikeG]

Bill,
how's that
MikeG

[brdbbq]

Me too BigAL: I wasn't this low after having the judge condem me


Whoa Mike, think you might wanna check the spelling on that one.

Did he give a reach around?

Sounds like a backwoods thing to me. :roll:

[Arlin_MacRae]

Me too BigAL: I wasn't this low after having the judge condamned me
to poverty following the big "D"
MikeG

"condomed me" would be what these degenerates are thinking about, Mike! A friend of mine caught that while he was reading over my shoulder...yeah. :oops:

[willkat98]

Me too BigAL: I wasn't this low after having the judge condamned me
to poverty following the big "D"
MikeG

"condomed me" would be what these degenerates are thinking about, Mike! A friend of mine caught that while he was reading over my shoulder...yeah. :oops:

This is too funny.

If you see my quote, it contains the original spelling.

Then Mike went and edited (or some Texas like speller) and still had it wrong.

Condemned brothers, condemned.

[brdbbq]

(or some Texas like speller) and still had it wrong


Not me bro

[willkat98]

(or some Texas like speller) and still had it wrong


Not me bro

LMAO

Slow day today.

Later Bro