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Mo-Dave
02-17-2010, 10:31 AM
Due to the popularity of the Pit Masters series and all the hype on forums, I am guessing we will see a flood of new techies, rubs, spices and sauces. My guess, either the judges are in for a really good butt load of food or they had better bring plenty of Milk of Magnesia.

Expect to see.

Parkey blue squeeze bottles, everywhere.
Honey, more than usual.
Tiger sauce.
More brown sugar.
Green wood, especially peach.
Muffin pans.
Lighter fluid.
Injections of all kinds.
Blazing fires around 4:00am.
Wago Brisket and the equivalent of pork.
Jamie Geer pits.
Myron Mixon pits.
Turn in box insulated carriers.
Hot and fast cooking.
High dollar injectors.

And finally, a ho lot mo foul language.

Did I leave anything out? :-P
Dave

Smokin' Gnome BBQ
02-17-2010, 10:46 AM
cyanne pepper? you know just to get those darn judges!!!!

ModelMaker
02-17-2010, 11:28 AM
Female cooks pretending they don't have a generater tucked away in a storage compartment...
ModelMaker

Buster Dog BBQ
02-17-2010, 11:39 AM
Bring it on. You can have the best of everything but if you don't know how to use it, well then it doesn't really matter. I am glad to not be judging because there will certainly be many new and very sweet profiles.

slowerlowerbbq
02-17-2010, 12:17 PM
BBQ Gurus and Stokers

This Is How We Que It
02-17-2010, 02:19 PM
Black pop up tents.

Alexa RnQ
02-17-2010, 02:34 PM
And as we all learned from Pitmasters, trying something new week after week will land you firmly in the middle of the pack. http://www.divaherself.com/funny/shiner.gif

Scottie
02-17-2010, 02:40 PM
And as we all learned from Pitmasters, trying something new week after week will land you firmly in the middle of the pack. http://www.divaherself.com/funny/shiner.gif


Unless you are Tuffy and his brisket..

Alexa RnQ
02-17-2010, 02:47 PM
Yes, Tuffy the Patron Saint of Given-Away Briskets!

Jacked UP BBQ
02-17-2010, 02:54 PM
I will change nothing from that show, but I agree you are probably right about that chit.

lunchlady
02-17-2010, 03:36 PM
Black pop up tents.

We had our damn black EZ-UP 5 damn years ago in damn Douglas, GA...
a long damn time before the damn pitmaster show. :wink:
(I love Myron... I'm just goofin')

I look forward to many new teams joining the ranks of the fire-crazed...

I'd guess that by this time next year, they will have either jumped ship (and their pits are on Craigslist) or become friends.
Win-win... doncha think?

For example... our grilling contest has 3 brand new teams signed up and 2 that are making the jump to a 4-category event from a 2-category.
We have a max of 18, so 5 'new' teams is pretty great. Spread the word.

One other small thing... I'd like to claim the name "pit-mistress" now, before someone else on TV does... :twisted:

goodsmokebbq
02-17-2010, 03:42 PM
Black pop up tents.

Way ahead of the curve, as usual :-P:-P

http://goodsmokebbq.com/images/stories/bbqbrethren09/P1030258.jpg

Professor Salt
02-17-2010, 03:57 PM
More Asian guys from California winning BBQ contests.






... perhaps a little too self serving?

HVRibFest
02-17-2010, 04:13 PM
I can tell the difference already.
For our CBJ class at the end of March we have twice the students compared to last year at this time. This might be the first year to close enrollment early.
I hope to secure more sponsorship with this new popularity for our Hudson Valley RibFest this year. ($$$...)

Muzzlebrake
02-17-2010, 05:12 PM
I don't think there will be huge influx of Jambo's, I think they will still be pretty rare. Wasn't there a wait list before the show came out?

Brew-B-Q
02-17-2010, 05:18 PM
Female cooks pretending they don't have a generater tucked away in a storage compartment...
ModelMaker

Right. Who in their right mind would compete with an electric powered rotisserie smoker without a backup plan? I just use a stoker and have a backup plan. I guess the same person that can't figure out that the guru isn't working because the plug isn't all the way in.

Rub
02-17-2010, 05:33 PM
I'm working on growing gray, flowing locks of hair.
I kid you not, last weekend 2 cute 20-something year old girls came up to Myron and ran their fingers through his "beautiful hair", which "is even prettier in person!"
We about died laughing :lol::lol::lol:

thillin
02-17-2010, 08:15 PM
We already have all those at Texas comps except the Mixon pits.

Muzzlebrake
02-17-2010, 08:27 PM
I'm working on growing gray, flowing locks of hair.
I kid you not, last weekend 2 cute 20-something year old girls came up to Myron and ran their fingers through his "beautiful hair", which "is even prettier in person!"
We about died laughing :lol::lol::lol:

LMAO! we can use some better hair at comps!

NateOwsley
02-17-2010, 11:27 PM
I don't think there will be huge influx of Jambo's, I think they will still be pretty rare. Wasn't there a wait list before the show came out?

Not to mention they are pretty pricey, compared to comperable rigs

Mo-Dave
02-18-2010, 11:07 AM
Female cooks pretending they don't have a generater tucked away in a storage compartment...
ModelMaker

Yes I was a little taken back at that whole situation, very unrealistic but give credit to Harry Sue he had a back up for his stokers.
Dave

Mo-Dave
02-18-2010, 11:12 AM
I can tell the difference already.
For our CBJ class at the end of March we have twice the students compared to last year at this time. This might be the first year to close enrollment early.
I hope to secure more sponsorship with this new popularity for our Hudson Valley RibFest this year. ($$$...)

Even though this should boost the CBJ count, I find it a little disconcerting that there will be so many more new judges because, as we all know a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, especially for cooks.
Dave

Mo-Dave
02-18-2010, 11:14 AM
I don't think there will be huge influx of Jambo's, I think they will still be pretty rare. Wasn't there a wait list before the show came out?

Maybe not the real things but possibly a lot more cloning going on. :wink:
Dave

Mo-Dave
02-18-2010, 11:18 AM
I'm working on growing gray, flowing locks of hair.
I kid you not, last weekend 2 cute 20-something year old girls came up to Myron and ran their fingers through his "beautiful hair", which "is even prettier in person!"
We about died laughing :lol::lol::lol:

Rub you will have to bone up on your Kings English if you want the whole package. Warning your mileage may be different. :icon_cool
Dave

Muzzlebrake
02-18-2010, 02:49 PM
Not to mention they are pretty pricey, compared to comperable rigs
Well that's just it ....... kinda like a West Coast Chopper, there aren't any comparable

Big B
02-18-2010, 04:33 PM
I just want to get my damn check! I'm trying to get damn paid! LOL