The Rib-o-lator, Name the contest!...contest

[Rib-O-Lator]

OK! so i"m a retarded monkey on crack. i wasn't tryin to rename the uds, only tryin to think of a name for the perrty ones.

so, i have seen the error of my ways, and as punishment i wont eat any BBQ for two weeks, unless you fell my stupidity is punishment enough.

as of NOW! the rename the uds contest is over!!!. AND THE CONTEST, TO THINK OF THE BEST CONTEST, HAS BEGUN.

so whoever thinks of the best contest will win a rib-o-lator, and then whoever wins that contest will win a rib-o-lator.I think Brewmaster started it off with "WHO HAS THE UGLIEST UDS".

and i will still see if rempe will announce the winner so you have your two min of fame.

And as added penance, I will give anyone who wants one, a rib-o-lator for the reg price, but I will include the 2 rubs and free shipping, Until the end of the contest.

don't get me wrong, i'm not offering this to make sales, BUT somebody has to pay for that stupid rename the uds contest idea! and pay they shall!!!

[Professor Salt]

What, you didn't like my Rename the Rib-O-Lator contest?

[CircleW]

How about the "Most Useful Modification" contest?

[Rib-O-Lator]

[QUOTE=Professor Salt;1141465]What, you didn't like my Rename the Rib-O-Lator contest?[/QUot

your a funny one. do you do parties, funerals, etc. or are you all booked up?

[pahutchens]

Nah tweren't stupid...
Stupid is calling your significant other or spouse by the wrong name :icon_blush:
And nobody should go two weeks with out BBQ, that cruel and unusual punishment

[deguerre]

Funniest squirrel posting of 2009.

[hath]

I submit SDS (Sexy Drum Smoker) or PSD (Pron Smoking Drum).

[Moose]

Funniest squirrel posting of 2009.

I second that!

[aquablue22]

Best looking caulking gun? But please do not ask me to be a judge!

I already got a ROL.......

[Neil]

B-O-B, you are not are not a retarded monkey on crack. You do have a good product and you're excited about it. Better yet, you accept constructive criticism, stand behind you're product, and have a great sense of humor.....key to being a true BBQ Brethren.:biggrin:

I vote for the uggliest drum contest.

[bocephus]

How about the Big Bad Blue Smokin Pron Producing Great BBQ Cooking Machine. also known as the BBBSPPGBCM... thats good right

[Bogus Chezz Hawg]

How about the "Craziest Place to Cook BBQ Contest"?

Use your imagination...

A whole hog rotisserie over a burning police car.
Cooking pork ribs in front of a Jewish synagogue.
Moink balls shaped like a fetus next to an abortion clinic.

Photo documentation must be included!

[Captain Dave]

I strongly protest anyone renameing the UDS. Uds was what it was called when i built mine and uds is what it is called when I cook on it and when I kiss it goodnight. It was purposely built ugly to live up to its name and to rename it now would be an injustice, would insult my family, my name, and the monks of the cho-lyn temple.

[Captain Dave]

I think I can get the monks to go along with an ugliest drum contest.

[Captain Dave]

I'll bribe em with some MOINKS.

[JD McGee]

How about the best "Open Mouth Insert Foot Moment" contest...:cool: I'm sure we've ALL had a few of those...:twisted:

[N8man]

Edit.....
NeverMind.....:biggrin:

[swamprb]

Who are you trying to kid here B-O-B? This contest is rigged!!!

I've seen your drum-YOU WIN!!!!