a new use for kitty litter

[Mark]

This was inspired from a post in the yahoo group from a guy who uses the ash in the fire box by lining the bottom of the smoke box with aluminum foil. Kitty litter would work too. Picking out the cat **** is optional

Mark (STL)

PS: just jokin; I really thought he had a good idea and I'm gonna try it.

[david]

Actually, cat litter or detergent are great for picking up oil and water spills. I have a pile of detergent under my bandera where the grease drips out.

However, I would use fresh litter. Bill would probably prefer to do a litter box mod.

[Oldtimer]

I have the perfect little box mod. Only requirement is the wife's damn cat's go with it. Any takers ? On the serious side use the stuff that garages use for oil spills etc. should be cheaper than litter. Can't remember the name of it a senior moment again.

[parrothead]

Can't remember the name of it

Oil dry is what it is called

[willkat98]

No need for spreading anything around on the patio for grease stains. I got the best grease remover ever invented.

It's called a dog, and she'll lick the cement for a week after a good greasy cook.

[chad]

I need to borrow your dog! A couple weeks ago I had a slight "boil over" with the fryer (no, no fire!!) and still haven't gotten all the grease off the deck!

[willkat98]

have you tried Dawn? Seriously. I have taken Dawn, squirted it on, then scrubbed with a metal brush (on cement mind you). A softer brush on the deck might work. Then a bucket of hot water to rinse.

That Dawn gets out some pretty good sized grease spills.

Just a thought.

[chad]

Yeah, I've use Dawn -- unfortunately the deck is epoxied pebbles!! I think Greased Lightning is next :D

[Oldtimer]

It's called a dog, and she'll lick the cement for a week after a good greasy cook.

Does it **** like a pet coon for two weeks ?

[willkat98]

It's called a dog, and she'll lick the cement for a week after a good greasy cook.

Does it **** like a pet coon for two weeks ?

She's got an iron stomach.

Opened up the Weber kettle last weekend, found that I left the water pan in there from a roast a few weeks prior. Fat was nice and fuzzy. Dumped it on the pile of composting grass and ****.

That farking dog ate it. I was expecting a **** river on the carpet, but when I woke up, I saw lumps on the carpet. Upon closer inspection, it wasn't ****, it was the wood chips that I threw the **** water on. She ate the whole damn thing, then chucked the wood chips.

So maybe the fuzz already transformed into penecilin

[Oldtimer]

Who needs a farking vet ? Now we have dog care in the forum.

[willkat98]

But I'm not squeezing her anal glands, which my neighbor does to her dog just to save a few bucks.

[david]

Not worth the few bucks you save. Tell her to have the vet rips that **** out.

[parrothead]

But I'm not squeezing her anal glands, which my neighbor does to her dog just to save a few bucks.

Yikes, that is taking self reliance one step too far for me.

[willkat98]

Not worth the few bucks you save. Tell her to have the vet rips that **** out.

Do you have this done David (to your dog I mean :) )

We have our dog for a year and a half now, and have not had it done, but every 6 months or so, so has this funkus smell and she licks her ass all night.

[parrothead]

We have our dog for a year and a half now, and have not had it done, but every 6 months or so, so has this funkus smell and she licks her ass all night.

Thats time for some squeezin. Does she drag her ass on the ground also? I have not heard of actually ripping stuff out, not a bad way to go if that works.

Boy has this thread gone to the dogs

[badger]

But I'm not squeezing her anal glands, which my neighbor does to her dog just to save a few bucks.

I was told that female dogs do not have the anal glands, that only the male dogs do. I have both a male and a female boxer and have the anal gland problem with my boy.

Bill, are you sure she is not a he? She should not have a twig and berries! :lol:

[david]

My folks had a Jack Russell Terrier with this problem. It's something that is generally a problem only in smaller dogs, but it isn't a problem in all of them. I think the vet can actually remove the glands, as they don't serve any usefull function. Not sure what it costs, but it can't possibly be too much.

[willkat98]

But I'm not squeezing her anal glands, which my neighbor does to her dog just to save a few bucks.

I was told that female dogs do not have the anal glands, that only the male dogs do. I have both a male and a female boxer and have the anal gland problem with my boy.

Bill, are you sure she is not a he? She should not have a twig and berries! :lol:

No twig or berries. Maybe that funkus is coming from the bush, for she seems to lick the heck out of both sides.

We had her fixed, but there still might be some sort of discharge going on.

All I know is, I wake up in the morning to hear crotch/ass getting licked, and it isn't mine :(

[willkat98]

Boy has this thread gone to the dogs

Let's get this thing back on topic before Phil cuts it.

Has anyone done the Anal Gland Mod? :)

[Oldtimer]

Not required till your are at least 50. :oops:

[ricky]

What the hell you talkin bout Bill????

[Oldtimer]

Prostrate exam I think or removal ?

[ricky]

Damn...my ass hurts now

[willkat98]

You know, the anal gland mod. After pickle moddin your drain mod, the anal gland mod is a must

[chad]

Yep, pickle mod, anal gland mod, next comes the Depends and bib mod :D

[chad]

The Depends are like lawn chair cushions insulation mod and the bib mod is well, for the drool!! :D

[PimpSmoke]

Had to bring this back from the dead, it's damn funny!

[willkat98]

Had to bring this back from the dead, it's damn funny!



And all on topic to boot

Damn I havent laughed like that in a while

For those reading up, Anonymous is an old ID that got corrupted. Its Brian (brdbbq)

[Kevin]

For those reading up, Anonymous is an old ID that got corrupted. Its Brian (brdbbq)

How did I know that?

[Wi-Doe-Maker]

Do you have this done David (to your dog I mean :) )

We have our dog for a year and a half now, and have not had it done, but every 6 months or so, so has this funkus smell and she licks her ass all night.

My Ex-Farking Mother-In-Law does the same thing!!!!! Wi-Doe:mrgreen:

[soulman]

Damn...my ass hurts now
Mine puckered when I read this thread! :eek:

[FatDad]

I haven't laughed like this in a while.
Crazy farkers. My anal gland hurts and I need some kitty litter for
my office as well as my smoker.
I think I will smoke some little smokies and show my friend the kitty litter
while they are cooking.
My Gawd ....my stomach hurts !!

[bbqinNC]

So what is the new use for the kitty litter?