View Full Version : Mark's trip to DAL ASS TEX ASS

09-26-2006, 11:45 AM
I flew in to Love Field about 5 pm Friday, rented a convertable and headed to my destination, Sulphur Springs, to attend a wedding. Got there about dark. I brought about 10 pounds of pulled pork for tacos. Got all that prepared with all the fixings and made a couple of gallons of Sangria (spiked with Xanax (its a family thing).

For the trip back, I went to the Walmart super center and bought 4 packer briskets. I emptied my suitcase, stuffed it full of brisket and put it in the hotel freezer.

Trip back was calm and uneventful as I was trying to finish off the Sangria. Only thing that bothered me was the radio. Seems the only stations were Mexican or cry-in-your beer $hit-kicker till I got close to Dallas. I donated the left-over Sangri to the car washers at the rental place and proceeded to Love Field with my MOAC (mother of all cups) filled to the brim with Sangria.

I fell asleap instantly after take-off and woke up in STL sober enuf that the OL didn't seem to notice.

09-26-2006, 11:51 AM
Sounds like a great trip. But I would have finished off the Sangria!

09-26-2006, 11:53 AM
I would have skipped the wedding and gone down to mehico for some action.

09-26-2006, 12:05 PM
How do you say Donkey Show in spanish?

09-26-2006, 12:25 PM
Sounds thoroughly uneventful.

09-26-2006, 04:08 PM
Sounds thoroughly uneventful.

Thanks, in large part, to the Xanax.

09-26-2006, 04:20 PM
Where was the heads up? We could have had a mini bash close to the airport.

09-26-2006, 04:25 PM
Where was the heads up? We could have had a mini bash close to the airport.

Prior plannin prevents piss poor performance. My bad.